either actual space aliens who look like people, and who spank themselves with paddles landed here on planet earth

and don't know how to make money so they strip. or there's a cult of women who have cooked up some weird "masturbation judgement" scenario where if they catch a guy jerking off to paddle spanking, they'll show up at his door? confused. Read More Continue reading either actual space aliens who look like people, and who spank themselves with paddles landed here on planet earth